Hi there, your either reading this cause your my friend and I made your read this blog, or your have nothing better to do, if its neither of these things, I am proud to know you actually care what I'm blogging about. For the benefit of you the reader, and me, I am going to have a code name: candybarqueen, your probably thinking, what type of name is that? what does it have to do with this blog? you see it has everything to do with it. I work at a cinema, in the candy bar and make choc tops all day long. Its fun, but the best part is that I get free movie tickets, so I can see what ever film we have showing for free. Its fun. So I thought I would put it to good use and break down these films and analyse them.
For each film there will be four subheadings:
- Plot: This is where I explain what is going on in the film, I explain whether its a load of bullshit or a really creative plot.
- Effects: This is where I explain the visual effects, the best cuts, shots, scenes and the ones that use so much effect the make you cry.
- Soundtrack: A soundtrack is very important to me. Its what explains a story in my head, you should know up front I am an auditory learner, in order for me to learn and concentrate I need noise, and when I am in a movie and there is no noise except for breathing it may give a great effect but it annoys the shit out of me.
- Reality of just plain fiction?: Ok this is the main part, this is where I tell you the message of the film, how it relates to life and where can we go on from here, I well also tell you whether its a load of bullshit and this will never happen to you. Because sometimes Disney movies make you have high expectations of men.
I will then conclude with how many stars out of 5 I will give the film, 0 being bad and 5 being AMAZING. But never once have I given a film 5 stars.